[I.M.Jaded]

I don't know man, I was describing my hair.

You know, I used to think that LOL meant Look Out Ladies, so when I was talking to someone online (I was looking for an internet girlfriend so I can have a candle-lit dinner in front of a webcam) she said:

"LOL" and I, like, said: "Why yes! The ladies should do that!" and she dumped me because she doesn't understand what I'm saying. And I thought "BRB" meant "Been Robbin' Biddies" but now I know that it's bath room break cuz they don't come for a long time after they say that, meaning they're shitting. Shitting crap that is shaped like Wyclef Jean's face.

EDIT: GRAMMAR MISTAKE!