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Originally Posted by Zhukov
"Why are you using two thumbs to press button 1 and 2? USE ONE THUMB TO PRESS BOTH! YOU CAN DO IT I AM DOING IT, LOOK!"
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I got angry just reading that. We as a species conquered the art of two buttons decades ago, but somehow there are people who can't grasp that.
I met a girl my freshman year of college. Really cute. Self-proclaimed gamer. She tells me she's been playing the original Mario lately.
I watched that bitch get outrun by a fucking Goomba.