[george]

nah, i worked on airplanes. i would have gotten to feel guilty for the careless deaths of civilians and missed my kids a lot.

i have days where i miss working on airplanes, i really do. but there is very little else i miss about the whole thing. i was not the best Marine ever. i usually got into trouble for being nice, and treating my subordinates with too much respect.

sigh.

oh, and i once mooned bill clinton (airforce one, not him personally). i was arrested for it, and my commanding office thought it was pretty funny so i got out of the whole thing with a page eleven entry and duty driver every friday for a month.