Never intended it as proof that he
wasn't an asshole.
I'm irritated- I got a can of cooking spray off the shelf, and for whatever reason the oil had pooled up around the nozzle. I didn't see it, so it tipped all over my shirt, my jeans and my most expensive shoes. My shoes now have a big dark oil blotch on them and I have no idea how one would go about getting oil out of suede.
