Robbery was his greatest sojourn
Pilfering bookstores with scorn
Could they ever hope to obviate
or even discombobulate
The fervor of book bandit Khaljorn?
Librarians leer
The Great Gatsby is concealed
He makes his escape!
Store clerks couldn't possible know
What khaljorn had hidden at his toe
Books by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Hidden inside a snow ski!
The scam don't work in summer though