[Pentegarn]

Look swamp breath, you want an excuse not to brush your teeth, fine. Just don't expect the rest of to get on board.

Good luck getting any woman to kiss you though. Your new "toothpaste is evil policy" will usher in your new "people can see my breath even when it's not cold policy"

I thought you would've smartened up since our last encounter.

But hey, getting laid is overrated. At least that's what you must keep telling yourself so you can hold true to your convictions.