[MetalMilitia]

I just got back from a music festival where I say a lot of good bands.

Metallica celebrated the 20 year aniversary of Master of Puppets by playing the whole album in order. It was cool. Also they played a new song which was quite good.

I saw Guns and Roses (or more accuratly Axl Roses), and they played a lot of classics which was cool but it's just not the same when Axl is the only original member of the band. Plus he's a cunt and threatened to go home at least once.

Also I accidentally chucked some girls tent on a big fire because I thought it was rubbish (as in trash), she demanded £25 from me but I was heinously drunk so I just argued with her for a while then fucked off. She was all like "that was a limited edition scooby doo tent, it cost 25 quid!!!" pfffft bitch.

I heard a good joke too!

Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff... du dum tssss.