[sports]

I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.