[FS]

[original conversation]

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy#2: Wazzzaaaap.

Guy #1: Ha ha ha.

Guy #2: I know.

Guy #1: These fucking goddamn weapon inspectors. They're giving me a headache.

Guy #2: Really? I've got some aspirine here if you'd like.

Guy #1: Great! I bet that would calm my nerves. I'm coming over.

Guy #2: Catch you on the flip syeeeeed.


[Translated conversation]

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Hello.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Hello.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Who is this?

Guy #1: Hello? This is me.

Guy #2: OK.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: What do you want?

Guy #1: The weapon inspectors are here, but I hid the anthrax tank under my desk.

Guy #2: Yes.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Did you get rid of the nerve agents?

Guy #1: Yes, they are also hidden under my desk.

Guy #2: Excellent.

Guy #1: Hello?