Fan-Port Face was just a mild-mannered member of the Geek Squad (as if there's any other kind) until he attempted to install Windows Vista onto his home machine! Filled with wrath after it failed to install properly for the 23rd time, he attempted to lift it over his head and chuck it out the window. But his scrawny geek arms couldn't take the weight, and the machine crashed down onto his head! The accident left him with an Athlon 64 fused to his cerebral cortex, and he now wanders the earth, killing mindlessly in a vain search for printer drivers!