[HickMan]

For Sweetest Day I had to go watch some gay Across the Universe movie that basically redid a bunch of Beatles songs. It was total crap and the only reason I went was cuz I knew I was gettin' some. Later that night I told my date that we need to even the scores and watch a movie I chose. We proceeded to my house where we began to watch Predator. She tried making 'whoopie' with me but I refused until the movie was over. Once the end credits ran we began to fornicate. Happy Sweetest Day guys