NO STOP IT YOU FOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW I HAVE TO RETCON EVERYTHING AND FORMULATE A NEW ZHUKOV
I don't like the new Heavy primary. Maybe I'm just a super mega awesome professional Heavy player, but I'm never in a situation where I need the gun to spin up faster, because I know nearly every location where I'm likely to run into another player and have it spun up ahead of time. Plus, I always get into Heavy fights, so I need my firing speed.