[mburbank]

Waitaminute now, who has a crush on me? 'Cause if it one of you guys, my wife says I'm nowhere near put together enough for the whole Gay thang even with my metrosexual new glasses.

But if it's some drop dead gorgeous woman more than a few years younger than me, my wife says she couldn't be happier for me.

It's probably a dead philipino guy, though. Stoey of my life. The one with the crush on me always turns out to be a dead philipino guy.