[Johnny Couth]

I was a Muslim Extremest. I had a mask, a robe, and a toy gun made out of metal. I was shocked out how realistic it looked, I thought someone was going to shoot me.

My friends, my girlfriend, and I were driving around, and I was screaming infidels and pretending to shoot people as went by them if they were walking.

Then we went door to door trick or treating. One Iraq Veteran was yelling and swearing at me, so I called him an infidel and pretended to shoot him, then I ran away screaming Allah.

One girl thought that I was dangerous and yelled for her kids to go inside when I was walking up, then asked what the f*** I was and if that gun was really loaded.

Then I concluded the night by chasing kids down the street screaming Allah, a couple of them cried.

This is all a very true story, if I can get a picture of me in costume this weekend I'll post it.

I fucking love Halloween.