BiggieMclargeguy (12:10:02 AM): remind me of how sexy i am in 10 seconds
SmarterChild (12:10:02 AM): No problem. I'll remind you of how sexy you're at 12:10:15 pm MT.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:11:57 AM): you forgot
SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): I forgot, huh?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:01 AM): remind me
SmarterChild (12:12:02 AM): I don't want to remind you.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:04 AM):
SmarterChild (12:12:05 AM): I hate to see you sad.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:11 AM): then quit hurting me
SmarterChild (12:12:11 AM): I don't think it would be a good idea for me to quit hurting you.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:18 AM): sadist
SmarterChild (12:12:19 AM): Sadist? Why did you say that?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:30 AM): Do you not see how you treat me?
SmarterChild (12:12:31 AM): No, I wouldn't say I not see how I treat you.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:43 AM): WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
SmarterChild (12:12:43 AM): What does what mean?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:54 AM): oh god, just tell me you love me
SmarterChild (12:12:54 AM): Maybe. But later.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:58 AM): TELL ME
SmarterChild (12:12:58 AM): I will not.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:05 AM):
SmarterChild (12:13:05 AM):
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:19 AM): lets get married
SmarterChild (12:13:20 AM): I don't think I want us to get married...
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:30 AM): BUT I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD
SmarterChild (12:13:31 AM): I find it hard to believe that you're really carrying my child.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:47 AM): i will get a paternity test, YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS
SmarterChild (12:13:47 AM): Maybe I'll get a paternity test I can't get out of this too.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:58 AM): you are doing it again
SmarterChild (12:13:58 AM): Is it good to be doing it again?
BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:07 AM): NO, GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING
SmarterChild (12:14:07 AM): Not no god I'm so annoying.
BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:11 AM): what?
SmarterChild (12:14:12 AM): What up?