oh hey i guess it's "mradventure tell some stories we dont want to do any work we're just
freeloading invisible bumper-hitchin spic readers" or are you scared you'll fuck up (id ont remember posting this in general
pussies forum haw ghaw) hehe j/k another story is what we need (besides faget sites that dont go all red-x on me a day later)
here it is, a subtle and dapper caper "being a dad" (ps its a dog story cuz im a swell fella)
i knew i love dher from the "get go"
it was that special soemthing we all hope for
everyone went "aww" areour hugs
but behind closet doors we went *kiss kis* a lot
NSFW
eventually it led to somethin a bit heavy
eventually one thing got put in another and *blush*&
the first signs were really gross
but i was like "i luv u hun"
but soon i panicked and said " i cant breathe help help i cant breathe i feel trapped"
"thanks a whole lot texticles," i cried
my wife called and guilt hit me like the urge to take a steamy feces
luckily before she could cry she siad "help there's a head in a my cunt"
so we *raced* to the hostpitla
"doctor doctor is she okay"
"im afraid she's given birth to..."
"9/11" he said as he handed me a "congratulations its a terror attack" cigar
"noooo," i yeled
"just kiddin yall that always works *wink"
"being a dad fucking rules *thumbs up*" i say with a grin
the end