[Chris P. Bacon]

I saw this movie called Buttcrack at Best Buy the other day. Apparently this guy has this chick he wants to move in with him but she won't because his roomate is a pig and always has his crack showing. So homeboy kills him. The guy comes back to life though and sucks blood and the only way you can kill him is to drive a wooden stake into his buttcrack hence the title. You can thank the Troma guys for this one.

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