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Originally Posted by El Blanco
Thats okay, honey. We don't expect you gals to be able to keep up with our jokes. You just need to keep a clean house and look pretty.
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I can clean house, look pretty, and chop people's heads off in battle.
Speaking of women, Saint Agatha here is the patron saint of rape victims, and of breast cancer. She was tortured and her breasts were cut off when she refused to work in a brothel
"Cruel man, have you forgotten your mother and the breast that nourished you, that you dare to mutilate me this way?"
Saint Bibiana is also one of my favorites. She too was forced into prostitution and imprisoned when she refused. She was forced to live in a mad house, and the time she spent there made here the patron saint of the mentally ill.