[GADZOOKS]

I'm sorry GUITARWOMAN, I will not play along with this act of fanfiction with you! I will respond to you complaints soon but I am not going act like I am some trial lawyer from some Nintendo DS game. I suggest you HOLD BACK on using those Pheonix Wright screencaps because Chojin already did that bit with success in a ZeldasBiggestFan thread.

Honestly, I know the suspense is killing you. Please try to be patient as I tend to things that are important in my life.