[McMock]

Okay now this one requires some preparation but it's too good not to share.

Okay, so first get a mate at a scientific place and make him owe you a favor. So then what you do is you apply for one of those cryogenic treatments where they freeze you because you're sick and they can't cure you yet. Then what you do is you ask your mate to forge your records and have him put something on there. Then get frozen and all that, and then when you wake up in the future you're not sick at all! Imagine the look on the doctors faces!!