Weekly Movie Review: G.I.JOE: The Rise Of Cobra
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Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Join Date: May 2003
Aug 18th, 2009, 12:08 AM
Am I the only one?! Come on!
They had a titanic battle underneath Hoth between A wing shaped submarines that were trying to stop the death star/underwater base from shooting it's big laser. Dude even says as they are heading towards the enemy "Get into attack position!" = "Lock S Foils into attack position". !!! There is also plenty of good guy submarines that get shot and crash into the giant underwater base while screaming.
Then, when Duke and Baroness are escaping they get attacked by enemy subs, so Baroness hops into the rotating laser gun built in the back and shoots them down. Duke says "Great shot!" = "Great shot kid that was one in a million". Also, when the place explodes their ship manages to shoot out from the explosion at the very last minute a la Millenium Falcon after it destroys the Death Star II.
When Storm Shadow was fighting Snake Eyes he just HAS to pop his two swords together to create a DOUBLE SWORD like Darth freaking Maul. SERIOUSLY!
Cobra Commander even has a 'gaze at my true face' moment like Darth Vader.
Spoilers in case I give away important Star Wars plot lines.
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