[Rev. Danno]

Eugene is full of hippies, hobo and college kids who throw up in my yard.
Philosophy program is good. I don't recommend going for the masters degree here, I'd go straight for the PhD. If your an undergrad, go suck your daddy's cock, and stay off my street.
Housing is reasonable. There is all sorts of things to do in this town. It's a good town if you like good beer, and the drugs are good too.