I thought about discussing the latest news of my intestinal functions back when Zomboid made his thread. The question of how such crassness would tarnish my character veneer was a lingering deterrent that I guess would now be solved with my new spoilers shtick.
But now, the issue has passed so I don't really feel like it.
 Spoilers! |
In a long series of cause and effect that sounds far more bizarre in terse summary than it really is: my weird sense of religious obligation led to me to putting aloe vera gel enhanced with lidocaine on my rectum a week after my obligations ended, and the resulting sensation changed my life in ways I'm not prepared to understand. |