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Inventive thing to do with candy
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Shove peppermints up your butthole.
Go to the doctor and tell the physician you have a discomfort, almost a constipated feeling, in your butthole.
When the physician makes you get naked and gets close to your butthole with their light and magnifying glass, blow a cool minty fart across their face. *
*if possible, hit the doctor in the face with the mints.