[sloth]

congratulations spetsnaz, i can see that like your namesake you are ruthlessly efficient at killing things

females are ok in my book, they're fun to play with and they come with more accessories but sometimes their genetic predisposition towards madness and circuitous communication confounds and perplexes me. ive made leaps and bounds by looking them directly in the eye, nodding and smiling a lot but you can only do so much you know? i might have considered becoming an ambisexualist but men are just too ugly naked. its a tough old world!