[Dixie]

In high school I broke up with one guy by spreading rumors that he had syphillis, then I confronted him on the fake rumor and accused him of screwing around, and that was the end. I had no choice, it was the only way we could have stayed broken up.

The same guy broke up with one of his old girlfriends in middle school by making flyers of her head pasted onto a Japanese tentacle penis monster. She was later dubbed "Lumpy" by the entire school because everyone thought she had a penis.

If you have to do something kinda fucked up, be creative.