my little brother after a track practice accident -- shotput to the face. let's just say the left side of his face is now all metal, wires, and gel "bones".
a homeless guy taking a shit 20 feet from my office door (yaaaaay for living in the ghetto!)
my boss drunk and dancing on a table at our office holiday shindig a few years back (the president promised her $500.00 if she did it. she's still asking for it.)
"Boogeyman" (
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)-- biggest waste of $7 EVER. i was so mad i threw my soda at the screen and accidentally hit another poor unsuspecting moviegoer. he didn't say shit - maybe because he was busy being angry at the worst movie EVER MADE.