I drank so much Milwaukee's best and vodka last night that I have little red spots around my eyes because the blood vessels burst because I threw up so much and so hard this morning.
Point being, I'm getting sick just looking at the pile of empty beer cans
I would have been fine if my friend didn't have this giant novelty shot glass that holds four shots worth. He said "I bet you won't do a shot of vodka from this" and then I just had to do several