[orezona]

What's the typical responce to a newbie?

The better part of my day I avoid doing any actual work at my job like the plauge. There's a fine line between being productive and doing jack shit, however usually I ignore that line altogether and read movie reviews on i-mockery.

For my 28th birthday my wife got me a lego tie fighter. I was pleased that the little lego Darth Vader's light saber would light up if you pressed down on his head. I'm not a huge toy nut, because most of the time I'd rather be out on my skateboard trying with all my mighty skill to hurt myself in new and interesting ways.

Yeah, my name's Andy as well. Andy is the name all the idiot characters on TV and in movies have...