How about :
I-pods
www.myspace.com
starbucks
rednecks (including the blue collar comedy tour)
religious groups who take things to seriosly
who ever is the puppetmaster behind our so called "president"
anything else people genuinely sell their souls for
blockbuster videos "no late fee policy" (which after 7 days they pretty much try to make you buy the video and charge you a restocking fee)
keanu reeves
vegetables of all kinds !!!!
emo - (you know when those hardcore kids who become whipped by their girlfriends get dumped and start wearing their ex-girlfriends pants ,their little brothers shirts ,and their grandmothers glasses even if they dont need them,and also a belt with a buckle so big it receives radio transmissions from african zebra poachers ,and they all have that same fucking haircut its like the gay mulllet of the 2000's) *all emo kids dont look exactally like this but most do their music is characterized by trying to act tough then failing miserably and crying about it , alot ,
that steroid freak from the wwf (sorry dont remeber what they changed it to ) who actually makes a pathetic attemt at trying to rap while having the vocabulary of a 3 year old
50 cent
i think thats about it for me for now