[Bod]

The other night I went out to celebrate a friend's birthday. One friend brought out her new hubby.
She's passed 40 and had given up on men, Given the men in our area, I don't blame her. So she pulled a bloke from New York on Myspace. We all thought he was a serial killer, but no. oh lordy, he's dead nice. We all fancied him and he got loads of attention that night, but only had eyes for his wife. Dammit, that guy has left New York to live in, get this, 'Brown Edge', Stoke-on-Trent to be with her.
Well, I thought, there's an idea. There was not one man worth flirting with that night, or any night, this is why I dance so much. So I'm going to hunt americans on Myspace. My criteria is sane (ish), 33-43, intelligent, hilarious, some hair and a damn good shag. Tolerance of a woman who likes a drink. And american of course, preferably from a sunny part or near Canada.

So could anyone direct me to anyone on MySpace who fits the bill?