[GAsux]

I actually more enjoyed the part about how he's still talking about how he's the President and when he returns he'll get things back on track. He can't honestly think they're going to let him go.

Oh, and also, I thought the part about him being in love with Cheetos, until he got hooked on Doritos to be absolutely riveting journalism. Nothing stimulates my brain more than the potato chip of choice for deposed dictators.