[Sam]

Guys I am going to see the Comedians of Comedy tonight with Jixby. I expect you all to behave yourselves while I am gone. Make sure you let the dog out to make bathroom and do not forget to feed that damn cat, I don't want him jumping and clawing at my screen door while I am gone. I left you some frozen pizza in the freeze, try not to burn down the house when you cook it. I will tell you all about my adventure when I return. Goodbye my darlings!

Love, Sam

P.S. Milhouse backwards is in charge while I am gone I expect you all to listen to him.