[Sacks]

I think Sam just decided he was going to shit on everyone and send the best gifts ever.

Edit: Adding on... The Zomboid/Rog debacle has always prevented me from participating in these things. The thought of receiving something glorious is always tempting, but the threat of getting a box full of loofahs and a turkey baster and being expected to create a hilarious story about them always drives me away. I'm fairly sure I'm not the only one who thinks like this.