Pistachios would be perfect if you didn't get that damn sore spot on your thumb after you've opened five or six of them. Or at least, I get a sore spot the way I open them. I guess I should pay more attention to the commercials.
I like Brazil nuts, but I learned the hard way never to buy them in public with grandparents around
"WE USED TO CALL THOSE (N WORD) TOES"