[Studio8]

I'm bartending at this place now where brunch is a really big deal so I have to get there real early in the morning to set up all the Bloody Mary stuff and whatnot. On the Creole Bloody Mary, we have to put a big shrimp on the edge of the glass.
I had to fart real bad this morning and since I like farting I did it. It stunk real bad and all the waiters and my fellow bartender immediately noticed the smell. They all thought it was the shrimp and they threw away a whole bucket of expensive shrimp.
But really it was me, because I farted.