[Falconer]

Contrary to popular methods, I am just gonna get by on my good looks. I have no problem with being that shallow. I;ll wear a shirt that says ME on it. If anyone asks I;ll reference a lawsuit with Microsoft and demand they get me a manager. I;ll be president in no time. I will also try and begin every sentence with I. I believe that handles it. I may be fucking with you right now, but when you think about it, there;s really no harm in paying someone to be better than you. I mean come on, it;s not like you;re going to be doing anything entertaining any time soon. You may as well pay someone to entertain you. Your payments will allow them to live within the boundries of creativity. So be a patron and give me money, or I;m gonna have to talk to a manager. Boy.


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