[Esuohlim]

Melissa, how high
can you jump? How high do you
need me- Eighteen feet.

That one is not mine
That one is from Home Movies
How original

I'll take another
This one is from Wayne's World
OK, here we go...

We're looking down on
Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's
basement. Isn't that weird?

But there's a flaw there
Isn't "isn't" two syllables long
It's one in that line...

Well there you have it
Six really crappy Haikus
You can go home now