[Kitsa]

There was a doctor who played a practical joke on people- he'd give people Harry & David chocolate-covered cherries, which are PACKED with red food dye, and then when people would shit there'd be a red haze around it that looked like blood. If he freaked out someone enough that they either talked about it or ordered a colonoscopy, that was a bonus.

Of course, this is the same guy who told a colleague that viagra cured altitude sickness, and the guy he told popped a handful on the plane to Denver and walked around with a boner the whole conference.