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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada
Well jeez gus no need to look at my message archives
-DevilWearsPrada
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Thanks for the last minute reaffirm of your name there, wouldn't have gotten it without ya!
So, you've gone from 'probably going to' get cancer to 'having nut cancer in remission' (both loose paraphrases, for the humorless and overly literal). Well, it's simple, kid, that kind of progression in a few days is pretty intense. You need to latch those festering, cancerous hooks into a girl before the inward rot affects those dashing good looks of yours.
Only one way to handle that. Get a leather jacket, ray bans sunglasses, start smoking (what to you have to lose, right? [and smake a damn
cigar, nancy faggot]), and roar through your town with Shadow of Knight's
I am the Hunter blasting at full volume in a 1968 Charger (or, that being an impossibility, a car more suited to your personality, such as an AMC Gremlin). Don't forget to avoid condoms, you're
dying here, get that genetically deficient seed out there, man!