[Drew Bludd]

While playing Ms. Pac-Man today I asked these questions:

What kind of animal is a Pac-Man?

What is Ms. Pac-Man's maiden name?

What is Ms. Pac-Man's FIRST name?

Why isn't she "Mrs" Pac-Man? Aren't they married?

If they were married, was it in a church?

What god do Pac-Men worship?

Does Ms Pac-Man have a vagina?

How do Pac-Men sustain themselves from eating ghosts?

Are they the ghosts of human men or Pac-Men?

Fuckin' ponderous....