[Dr. Octogonopus]

I went to this anime convention at th e Ramada a few years back, back before I knew how stupid those fanatics are, and they had this whole floor that you could either rent, or if there weren't many people in one you could just walk in, sit down and eat some sandwiches and watch TV. So I was in one of those rooms, munching down like six sammiches and watching Godzilla, and out of the bathroom comes this guy in a huge ass rabbit fursuit. He keeps trying to tell me something, and he's getting closer, but I can't understand him, so the first thing I thought to do was jump up, ram past him and I just kept running until I was in the safe halo zone. I dunno who he was, but *shudder* I never trust a fursuit.