Black Flag: Don't worry about doing a "story", I'm just happy enough seeing the lederhosen dancing around like that! And I know that shit I sent probably looks kinda cheap, but you'd be surprised how much that Mr. T thing cost!
I really REALLY didn't want to send the Mr. T thing either. I started playing around with it when I got it home and pressing the "shut up fool" or "quit yo jibba jabba" buttons every time my roommates started talking and I fell in love with the thing