[CaptainBubba]

The best course of action in all relationships when forced into the subordinate "dumpee" position is to behave as pathetically as possible, with as much begging, promises, and crying as you can physically and emotionally muster so that when the eventual break does happen (and oh it will) you can look back with complete disgust at your behavior and thus the relationship.

Also you must have secks with someone deeply involved in the entire affair so that they cannot ever escape your haunting image though they may try.