[Brandon]

I just found out I have to get up at the UNGODLY HOUR of NOON to drive my brother up to school for his midterm. WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE EXPECT FROM ME? I'M ONLY HUMAN. True, I do sleep until 2 or 3 on the average day, but this is MY BREAK and I'll be damned if the "bro" ruins it for me with his RAMPANT, BRAZEN SELFISHNESS.

Can you believe the nerve of some people? Can you believe the GODDAMN NERVE?