[Marc Summers]

Say, do you like that one guy? That one fag wrote all those old plays...he wore the froofy neck thing...what was his name? Anyway his plays absolutely sucked the worst shit in humanity. And anyone who likes to quote him must be a fucking drama queen who thinks that they are the pinnacle of being witty and a literary genius, just because they can speak like they lived in a castle. Actually, they metaphorically do, because they wall themselves in socially with other art fags and think that the rest of the world is just too idiotic to understand their pretentious ramblings about the psyche of a character who speaks two lines in 5 acts.