[Pub Lover]

"Pub, this is your brain, you set a wake up call for six am, right? It is after that, but don't worry because it's MERINGUE o'clock and you can go back to sleep."

Or maybe it said MASSAGE or MUSCLE. It was more of a shape than a meaning all thick like a dehydrated tongue in my head. Whatever it was, it meant I somehow gave myself secret 'shh don't tell myself' permission not to get up for work.

Sleeping be crazy.