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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, NY
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Mar 20th, 2004, 01:02 PM
Vice President: Matthew Lillard- greatest sidekick ever
Department of Agriculture: Woody Harrelson
Department of Commerce: Nikki Hilton (way hotter than that Downe-Syndromed sister of hers)
Department of Defense: Bill Belichek (or however you spell it)
Department of Education: Bill Nye the Science Guy
Department of Energy: Alyssa Milano
Department of Health & Human Services: Jamie Lynn Discala
Department of Homeland Security: Elisha Cuthbert
Department of HUD: Jay-Z
Department of the Interior: The Queer Eye guys
Department of Justice: Rudy Guilianni
Department of Labor: Dave Grohl
Department of State: James Earl Jones (but there would be a real fancy set up for him)
Department of Transportation: Funk Master Flex
Department of the Treasury: Scrooge McDuck
Department of Veteran Affairs: Larry Hamma
EPA: Monica Belluci
Office of Management and Budget: Tyra Banks
Office of National Drug Control Policy: Nate Dog
U.S. Trade Rep.: Wink Martendale
Chief of Staff: Donald Fehr
Sub-cabinet:
Natl. Security Advisor: Samuel L Jackson (I would be giddy waiting for those breifings)
Press Secretary: Rummsfeild (oh come on, like you don't love watching him yell at the press)
CIA Director: Bruce Willis
FBI Director: Michael Chiklis
Senior Advisor: Jack McKeon
Federal Reserve Board: Tara Reid (any speech she makes will be considered good news)
I know a handful of those will be obscure to most of you, but those who get them will realize just why they are so appropriate.
And now, who wants to live in my country?
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according to my mongoose, anyway.
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