[Sethomas]

So, last night when I was out on the town there was a cute girl--not really my type, but having a "type" isn't really a luxury I can afford--who was aggressively throwing herself at me within twenty seconds of conversation. Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*, but paying attention to those kinds of red flags isn't really a luxury I can afford if I'd like to have membership in the society of the sexually prolific. When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.

I got inspired to look up her name on MySpace. In terms of name, location, and age, the only profile that matched didn't have any pictures and had the appearance of just being porn spam. If it wasn't porn spam, then that means that the skepticism I apply in assuming something to be porn spam is maligned. Thus, by now I may have denied hundreds of random MySpace friend requests from real live sexy hot local singles.

Left with my understanding of reality in shambles, I can but wonder what may have been.