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I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW

Originally Posted by executioneer

ALL I WANT IS TOS EX UP ALL THE LADIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

WELL IS IT

-willie

Originally Posted by glowbelly

yes. you would die. that is too much sexing up, mister.

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh

how about just a handful or so

-willie

Originally Posted by glowbelly

if you can fit a girl in your hand, you can sex her up all you want.

Originally Posted by executioneer

so either I got to grow freakishly large hands, or I have to find some TINY women

EITHER WAY IT'S MAD SCIENTISTS I HAVE TO GO TO, AND I SWORE MY MOTHER I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM THME

POOP

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

STILL IN A BAD MOOD

-willie

Originally Posted by FS

Originally Posted by executioneer

still

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

-willie

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

Set something on fire.

Originally Posted by executioneer

already did



-willie

Originally Posted by imported_Hollycaust

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

Originally Posted by executioneer

thanks, that helps a little I guess

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

-willie

Originally Posted by Supafly345

If you can no longer sex up the ladies than that means I am boned! I don't even think I know how to come close to sexing up the ladies. I was hoping I could just bs my way through it, but now I know my chances are negative 4%.

Originally Posted by executioneer

I can't sex up ladies because of mental problems

-willie

Originally Posted by CLICK9

The best way to attract females is to wear a hat (beanies are recommended, they will make you seem eDgIEr). Hats are like makeup for guys.

Trust me.

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

And goatees, and rayban sunglasses, and "Big Dog" T-shirts.

Originally Posted by CLICK9

OMG

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

What, did I describe exactly what you look like?

Originally Posted by Drev

I think Willie needs a cookie!

Originally Posted by executioneer

I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT

-willie

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

FUCK you.

Originally Posted by CLICK9

i'm not a guy.

Originally Posted by CLICK9

....but the ray-bans and Big Dogs T-shirt part was accurate.

Originally Posted by executioneer

FUCK YOU, LOVE LINE FORUM

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

-willie

Originally Posted by Spectre X

It's ok

Originally Posted by executioneer

sez you

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

I'm sad

-willie

Originally Posted by MLE

hi!

Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck

Your avatar confuses the shit out of me.

Originally Posted by MLE

i can understand it if his does... i don't know what you're talking about if you're talking about mine

Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck

Your avatar.

Originally Posted by executioneer

it's a DANCEY HORSE

hi

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

Why don't you EXECUTE someone?

Originally Posted by MLE

it's a dancing horse, that i made out of a picture of a horse that has a broken leg. press stop in your browser to see it.

Originally Posted by Jason

I see it now..interesting.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

No you're not

Originally Posted by executioneer

CHUCKEL CHUCKLE



-willie

Originally Posted by Lenor

Willie, dont be upset, Im not getting laid either, and one im a female and two im sexy as hell!!

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean

EXECUTE LENOR

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean

....THEN FUCK HER

Originally Posted by executioneer

YEAH BUT LENORE YOU SEE YOU AT LEAST HAVE FOND (OR UNFOND W/E) MEMORIES TO LOOK BACK ON

-willie

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean

OLD MEMORIES= SO OVVERRATED

EXECUTION+INTERCOURSE-OLD MEMORIES+ E=MC2= FUN

Originally Posted by executioneer

mister vagiclean I'm not so sure you're smart enough to do math maybe you better lay off it for a while

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

Well, at least last night's space ghost was super lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Oh fucking fuck, I forgot to tape Adult Swim last night.

NOW I'M IN A BAD MOOD

Originally Posted by Rongi

It had triumph on it 8)

Originally Posted by executioneer

I think I'm going to be a mysogynist now

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

Girls are just out for the money and not the sex

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

EAT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS! THATS THE BEST.

Originally Posted by executioneer

stuff all y'all

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Dun be mad willie, I dun get teh secks either.

Originally Posted by executioneer

girls make me angry esp. when they're on the rag b/c they're all bitchy and shit

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

2 tru

Originally Posted by executioneer

WOMEN *grumble grumble*

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Did you try the 'wearing a hat' idea yet?

Originally Posted by executioneer

many times

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Then im stumped. :/

Oh well at least you will always have us

If that doesn't depress the hell out of you i dont know what will.

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

Originally Posted by executioneer

i guess i just dont understaaaaand the ladies

Originally Posted by glowbelly

we are just like you only we have boobs and vaginas instead of no boobs and the ability to make a mangina.

Originally Posted by kellychaos

Enlarged to show beauty of de tail.

Originally Posted by executioneer

i dont really understand most guys either i just get more FRUSTRATED by my inability to understand women

Originally Posted by HickMan

I understand women lol I'm like a real life Will Smith guy from that movie where he gets Kevin whatever together with a woman lol thats me

Originally Posted by HickMan

only white

Originally Posted by Helm

I hate those fucking Nigers too.

Originally Posted by HickMan

Yo yo mike check mike check!

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